The Fort
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Ya know how it snowed pretty good a week before christmas? Well Josh, his cousin Daniel, and I really wanted to build a HUGE fort that involved shoveling all of the snow in his backyard and driveway to make a huge igloo. On the second day I helped him shovel, I was the first one out there shoveling snow in -20 and didn't noticed when everyone left cause I was just working away. So after I looked up and saw noone, I went "fuck it" and kept shoveling. Then like 15 minutes later josh comes out and is like "yo Rion! what the fuck! and tells me to come over. The fucking garage is HOTBOXED and there are two roaches sitting on the table, I got yelled at for not coming sooner and I was kinda pissed off. So after the blunt, I was tired as hell from shoveling a 10x10 space of 1 foot high snow

And also when I'm pissed off, I take out my anger in what I'm doing, so I'm shoveling outside in -20 weather shoveling the snow like the snow is daniel's head and I'm tearing the shit out of it. I had on a scarf, a hat, 2 hoodies, a coat, two pairs of pants, two pairs of socks, and two pairs of gloves. And after about an hour of hard working with a billion fuckin layers on, I started feeling tired and lightheaded. I just thought that it was because I'm fat and I was working rather hard, so I sat down and took a 30 minute break. the guys started bitching at me for sitting for so long so I got back up and continued shoveling.

After working for another 10 minutes or so, I noticed that I was getting dizzy and wobbly, so I slacked for a bit more and it got worse, so I went "fuck it" told josh that I was going inside. he was like "why" and I said "cause I feel like I'm going to fall down." and stuck my shovel in the snow. As soon as I took a step, I nearly fell over and grabbed onto my shovel again. then for a bit I couldn't even move and my friend josh was like "yo, you should sit down" pointed to the ground. " I said all slurred "fuck that, if I'm passing out I'm doing so inside." I wobbled my way around the huge walls that were coming up and made my way to the door. Daniel's brother decided to lock the door for some fucked up reason so I took off my glove and knocked on the door hard cause I honestly couldn't tell how far it was and heard Tony say "don't be rude or you'll have to come through the front" and just fell back into a pile of snow.

Tony damn-near jumped through the glass to help and he and josh helped me up. When I got inside, It felt like I was dying, so I took off my jacket and found that I was SOAKED in sweat. I stripped down to shorts and t shirt and sat down with a glass of cold water and slowly felt better. I went in at around 11, and at 11:30 I decided that I was going back out at 12. My clothes were dried out, and I was watching the end of a hockey game with Tony when daniel came in for a cigarette. He opened the door, draped his coat lazily over a chair and said "yo guy, what the fuck is this? Josh and I are out there shoveling snow the whole time and you're in here watching hockey and slacking. I mean I'm glad that you didn't need medical attention but you're just slacking now"

Tony just had this "oh fuck" look on his face as I jumped out of my seat and charged at daniel. he tried to get out of the door in time but I grabbed daniel by his scarf and pulled him back into the house. only to realize that he was coat and boot less, so I threw him back out of the house into the snow and gave his ribs a good kick" Tony and josh were urging me to leave him alone so I did. I walked back into the house and locked the back door" I then started getting my winter shit back on, only wearing one sweater instead of two with my coat open. Yelling through the glass " screw you faggot, I'm going home" and he ran around to the front door to kick my ass in his socks.

On my way out of the back door, I was about to just walk away when I looked at daniel's dripping boots and laughed at my sudden funny idea "let's see how fast this faggot can hop" I chuckle happily as I steal one of his boots and his coat and start running down the street. I went about half way and nearly laughed my ass off as daniel came hopping down the street I saw the blinds open as Tony and Josh watched from inside as Dan hopped like a retard as I quickly stuffed coat full of snow. taking both of my gloves off so that I can get that melty goodness all over the inside of it. Daniel then pulls out this cleaver and is like "you fucking douchebag! gimmie back my coat before I fucking cut you" and I gave him the jacket. As he was putting it on though, he put down the knife and bent over to tie his shoe. I then kicked him over and gave him a snowjob *snowjob:verb: to push someone over and kick snow on them*

Then in a stroke of utter genius, I picked up the cleaver and beat him with the blunt end of the blade. Tony and Josh ran out as daniel screamed on the ground and I ran down the street with a cleaver in my hand. I stashed the blade in my coat, got on the bus, and went home. Then when I went back on the 27th, I put a bow on the cleaver and gave it back to his mom and said "I'm sorry about taking this, Daniel was threatening me with it and I wasn't about to let him get away with anything" Long story short he was a phone call away from getting kicked out of his house and I had a huge grin on my face.

by the time Boxing weekend showed up, the temperature had risen to 10 degrees above freezing and the 4 foot walls are no bigger than speed bumps. And even though I hate Daniel, I'll still go over there because Tony and Josh are still cool and thought that fake hacking Dan was the lulziest shit evar. besides, smoking weed by myself makes me feel like a loser.

Well yeah, the blawg is all caught up now. I hope to be picking up more with my posts in the new year ^^

Happy Christmas and a merry new year everyone!!!

Rion out ~<3

P.S. I miss you Gabriel <333333333